Sex is a good thing because....

Without it making babies would just be no fun at all.

Without sex Ron Jeremy would have been an unemployed pizza delivery boy by the age of 35.

Have you not seen the Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex tape?

If there were no sex masturbation would just be gross.

Otherwise condoms would be the worst balloons ever.

Without sex no one would read Playboy magazine for the articles.

Without it the daily showering time of the average teenage boy would suddenly drop by fifteen minutes throwing teenage hygiene into a frenzy.

Without sex a penis would just be a huge pain in the ass with no real benefit.

Otherwise adult theater's would just be dirty grimy buildings where wierd people put on plays.

Sex prevented Pfizer, the makers of Viagra, from going bankrupt in the late nineties.

Without sex the term "Swinger" would soley refer to those dancers with all the crazy moves. Everyone knows that those guys don't deserve to have a nickname all to themselves.